baby jesus somewhere (smack dab) in the middle of america (not for long, tricks). marketing was my jam for a couple (4) years of school, now it's graphic design. lose a lot of things, most of them unimportant (phones, cameras, debit/credit cards, etc). some days i seriously wish i were a.) beyonce, b.) sasha fierce, or c.) beyonce and jay-z's unborn child. other days i just remind myself how hard it is to be snoop d-o-double g. sometimes i accidentally put an 'e' on the end of the words 'tomato' and 'potato,' and most of the time i'm not sorry about it. words of advice: if you like it, put a ring on it.
Glove connected to clutch. Could be a nice addition to the ACW (Amy Crap Watch) 2012.
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Reminds me of SJH’s Christmas wrapping, and I feel as if it is something KMH would say. Hey sib-a-lings.
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Shrimp Molcajete. Jeff Rando and I definitely hit the mother load with this order. Shrimp, chorizo, avocado, cheese (of some sort), and beans. All served boiling hot (literally).
May I have some more, please?
Oh. It’s almost Christmas.
WHERE are all of these Holidays coming from this year?! I am usually so prepared for Halloween, which I failed to even take part in this year. I enjoy birthdays so I am usually counting down for at least two weeks until my own, which snuck up on me out of nowhere (can’t say it wasn’t a good one though. Tbox). AND I still am failing to realize that Christmas is in five days. It’s not unusual for me to procrastinate on the shopping for this particular holiday, but this year is extreme. Oh and did I mention that apparently we leave for Cancun in six days? What is going on? Where am I? Who are you people!
Don’t even get me started on New Years Eve.
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Baby Jesus + Adult Jesus
JG: Wait, she’s younger than you? Me: Uh yeah. By 5 years aka not even close. JG: [looks over at her] I don’t know. She looks … like … professional. Me: BaHAHAHAHA seriously?! She’s dressed as a reindeer, wearing glasses shaped like beer and taking shots with strangers. JG: Professionally.
Professionally awesome…](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2025yPQc1qz8b5wo1_500.png)
Baby Jesus + Adult Jesus
JG: Wait, she’s younger than you?
Me: Uh yeah. By 5 years aka not even close.
JG: [looks over at her] I don’t know. She looks … like … professional.
Me: BaHAHAHAHA seriously?! She’s dressed as a reindeer, wearing glasses shaped like beer and taking shots with strangers.
JG: Professionally.
Professionally awesome…
