baby jesus somewhere (smack dab) in the middle of america (not for long, tricks). marketing was my jam for a couple (4) years of school, now it's graphic design. lose a lot of things, most of them unimportant (phones, cameras, debit/credit cards, etc). some days i seriously wish i were a.) beyonce, b.) sasha fierce, or c.) beyonce and jay-z's unborn child. other days i just remind myself how hard it is to be snoop d-o-double g. sometimes i accidentally put an 'e' on the end of the words 'tomato' and 'potato,' and most of the time i'm not sorry about it. words of advice: if you like it, put a ring on it.

Awkward family photos always make me think of a.) EEG and b.) the white/denim Hale-Family-Photo disaster of…errmm.. some year where we were all heinous. Truth be told: my faded denim jeans had ties on the side of the bellbottoms. Truth be told: my white shirt matched my skin tone. 

Awkward family photos always make me think of a.) EEG and b.) the white/denim Hale-Family-Photo disaster of…errmm.. some year where we were all heinous. Truth be told: my faded denim jeans had ties on the side of the bellbottoms. Truth be told: my white shirt matched my skin tone.