baby jesus somewhere (smack dab) in the middle of america (not for long, tricks). marketing was my jam for a couple (4) years of school, now it's graphic design. lose a lot of things, most of them unimportant (phones, cameras, debit/credit cards, etc). some days i seriously wish i were a.) beyonce, b.) sasha fierce, or c.) beyonce and jay-z's unborn child. other days i just remind myself how hard it is to be snoop d-o-double g. sometimes i accidentally put an 'e' on the end of the words 'tomato' and 'potato,' and most of the time i'm not sorry about it. words of advice: if you like it, put a ring on it.
Jimmy Kimmel challenged viewers to tell their children that they ate their Halloween candy. A lot of tears and some children are too old to be throwing a fit, but it is all worth it to see the last one.
“Oh good for you. Now you’re probably going to have a belly ache.”
“*GASP* You sneaky mom!”
(Thanks to Scoots co-worker for showing)
Also, the dude in the middle who’s only response is “What? I’ll go check…” will be my future child. Including the hair.
