baby jesus somewhere (smack dab) in the middle of america (not for long, tricks). marketing was my jam for a couple (4) years of school, now it's graphic design. lose a lot of things, most of them unimportant (phones, cameras, debit/credit cards, etc). some days i seriously wish i were a.) beyonce, b.) sasha fierce, or c.) beyonce and jay-z's unborn child. other days i just remind myself how hard it is to be snoop d-o-double g. sometimes i accidentally put an 'e' on the end of the words 'tomato' and 'potato,' and most of the time i'm not sorry about it. words of advice: if you like it, put a ring on it.

whatthehale:

Baby Jesus + Adult Jesus  
JG: Wait, she’s younger than you? Me: Uh yeah. By 5 years aka not even close.  JG: [looks over at her] I don’t know. She looks … like … professional.  Me: BaHAHAHAHA seriously?! She’s dressed as a reindeer, wearing glasses shaped like beer and taking shots with strangers.  JG: Professionally.

Professionally awesome…

whatthehale:

Baby Jesus + Adult Jesus  

JG: Wait, she’s younger than you?
Me: Uh yeah. By 5 years aka not even close.
JG: [looks over at her] I don’t know. She looks … like … professional.
Me: BaHAHAHAHA seriously?! She’s dressed as a reindeer, wearing glasses shaped like beer and taking shots with strangers.
JG: Professionally.

Professionally awesome…

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