baby jesus somewhere (smack dab) in the middle of america (not for long, tricks). marketing was my jam for a couple (4) years of school, now it's graphic design. lose a lot of things, most of them unimportant (phones, cameras, debit/credit cards, etc). some days i seriously wish i were a.) beyonce, b.) sasha fierce, or c.) beyonce and jay-z's unborn child. other days i just remind myself how hard it is to be snoop d-o-double g. sometimes i accidentally put an 'e' on the end of the words 'tomato' and 'potato,' and most of the time i'm not sorry about it. words of advice: if you like it, put a ring on it.
Is it just me…
…or is Bently not one of the most entertaining people to grace The Bachelor* series with his presence? I’m sort of upset that he’s gone. At least JP is still hanging out.
“Err umm [excessive mumbling] there’s going to be a lot of tears. But I hope my hair still looks good”
“Ugh, she just kept crying, and crying. It is the most annoying thing in the world to just hold a girl in your arms while she cries.”
“Things definitely would have been different if Emily had been the bachelorette.”
“I’m not even leaving because of my daughter.”
*Slightly embarrassed to admit that I watch the show, and have watched the show every season since it started. Please do not judge me based on my poor Monday night television series selection.
