baby jesus somewhere (smack dab) in the middle of america (not for long, tricks). marketing was my jam for a couple (4) years of school, now it's graphic design. lose a lot of things, most of them unimportant (phones, cameras, debit/credit cards, etc). some days i seriously wish i were a.) beyonce, b.) sasha fierce, or c.) beyonce and jay-z's unborn child. other days i just remind myself how hard it is to be snoop d-o-double g. sometimes i accidentally put an 'e' on the end of the words 'tomato' and 'potato,' and most of the time i'm not sorry about it. words of advice: if you like it, put a ring on it.

15

Jan. '09

What's your pro wrestling name?

whatthehale:

(via aliexplainsitall)

I can never resist these … as a guy I am Snide Hero (wtf?) and as a diva pro wrestler I am Dear Redhead (again, wtf?).

Fail.

Well it’s only appropriate that my male name would be Psycho Axe. Hm. And my female name would be Cowgirl Venus. (yeehaw?)

  1. icantbelieveimdoingthis reblogged this from icanhazhotdog and added:
    mishel OOOh. My DIVA one was Dirty Star. (Better than Diamond Dog).
  2. lafuguedantoine reblogged this from neilhillbrandt and added:
    Disco Boulder! Ha! Shake it, but don’t break it!
  3. kristenpitt reblogged this from scotthale and added:
    I lucked out with my awesome pro wrestling names: Male: Gold Sterling or Female: Promiscuous Vixen.
  4. kellyhues reblogged this from ellenclare and added:
    I am Brassy Bombshell. I like it! Or with the middle name, Fabulous Ninja. DUDE!
  5. pirateninmeinemherzen reblogged this from whatthehale and added:
    tried out both my new name and my “when...was a king” name
  6. blap reblogged this from blownspeakers and added:
    mine is EBONY NINJA.
  7. rowrow reblogged this from whatthehale and added:
    Male: Disco Geek, Female: Willowy Angel My first...middle names produce way cooler (and,...
  8. bobsaysmeow reblogged this from little-red and added:
    Is that really what you got!!! That’s outstanding!
  9. scotthale reblogged this from halelujah and added:
    Mine and Jail’s are eerily similar…Male: Psycho Nova. Female: Cowgirl Pinup. I’m a little disappointed.
  10. little-red reblogged this from bobsaysmeow and added:
    Andi Tiana = Dear Redhead How perfect
  11. halelujah reblogged this from whatthehale and added:
    Well it’s only appropriate that my male name would be Psycho Axe. Hm. And my female name would be Cowgirl Venus....
  12. icanhazhotdog reblogged this from weirdseance and added:
    Willowy Kitten (I opted for my Diva Pro Wrestling Name). Watch out because I will demolish you.
  13. forever-insatiable reblogged this from sarandipity79 and added:
    Sonic Hawk. RARR!!! The female version is Jane Dame, but that sounds RT.
  14. weirdseance reblogged this from standardgrey and added:
    FULL METAL GRAVY too true in too many ways.
  15. standardgrey reblogged this from pardenarden
  16. pardenarden reblogged this from blownspeakers and added:
    Lord Wolf…lame I want...be Admiral Awesome
  17. blownspeakers reblogged this from black-maria and added:
    fucking awesome.
  18. farrahandalex reblogged this from whatthehale and added:
    My wrestling name turns out to be Titanic Sniper. My female...wresting name is Bella...
  19. black-maria reblogged this from thehandshake and added:
    i put in RANDY SAVAGE and it returned SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! made my day!
  20. thehandshake reblogged this from blownspeakers and added:
    Smooth Valentine
  21. lamerveilleuse reblogged this from blownspeakers and added:
    Red Viking. Or Silver Chocolate, if we go by the chicks’ version. I think I’ll stick with Red Viking, thank you.
  22. robotindisguise reblogged this from neilhillbrandt
  23. neilhillbrandt reblogged this from smutandeggs and added:
    ’Queen Beast’ and then it asks me if I’m looking for the female version…Queen Beast sounds pretty female to me, retarded...
  24. smutandeggs reblogged this from sarandipity79 and added:
    i’m calamity sass!!! oh my god what a perfect name for, i dunno, A BIKE?!
  25. sarandipity79 reblogged this from sheasylvia and added:
    SARA CONRAD translates to Nasty Rose or Sam Dragon. WTF.
  26. streetsofchicago reblogged this from whatthehale
  27. sheasylvia reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    Bonny Assassin (ladies version) or Jack Cobra (dude version). I’d go by Jack Cobra any day.
  28. cackipants reblogged this from whatthehale and added:
    Pearl Dame. win.
  29. whatthehale reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    can never resist these … as a guy I am Snide Hero (wtf?) and as a diva pro wrestler I am Dear Redhead (again, wtf?)....
  30. ellenclare reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    am Chief Magnum.
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