baby jesus somewhere (smack dab) in the middle of america (not for long, tricks). marketing was my jam for a couple (4) years of school, now it's graphic design. lose a lot of things, most of them unimportant (phones, cameras, debit/credit cards, etc). some days i seriously wish i were a.) beyonce, b.) sasha fierce, or c.) beyonce and jay-z's unborn child. other days i just remind myself how hard it is to be snoop d-o-double g. sometimes i accidentally put an 'e' on the end of the words 'tomato' and 'potato,' and most of the time i'm not sorry about it. words of advice: if you like it, put a ring on it.

Things That Are Weird

  • Not being in Lincoln for Recruitment this year.  Hearing all about AXO’s week has been interesting and even though I absolutely hate the process of Recruitment, I’m excited to see the new little ones and how great they are.
  • Playing on my new computer.  I have owned a Mac for five years, and I still feel lost and confused while exploring this one.
  • Being graduated.  I had a dream last night that I forgot to turn my final project(s) in and they revoked my diploma.  Needless to say, it was still with us when I woke up in the morning. I also keep feeling as if I’m forgetting to do an assignment.  I was always a procrastinator and completely forgetting an assignment is not something I’d put past myself. 
  • Not being in the sun today. And not having alcohol in over 24 hours. Okoboji = roasting in the sun while drinking totties at all hours of the day. Thinking about laying on the deck with a drink just because I feel uncomfortable. 
  • My hair.  An unintentional ombre situation is currently going on and I can’t even remember the last time I got it cut.  It’s become one of those things where I am scared to even get it trimmed due to past hairdos. (WHY didn’t anyone tell me how awful that short-do was?!) 
  • My desire to spend money.  The weird part is that I don’t have any money.  That makes this difficult. 

I’m sure there’s more weird things, but those are it for now.